Emma holds a PhD in English and Women’s Studies, and isn’t afraid to flaunt it. She can housebreak a golden retriever in under six minutes, and has been known to demolish a deck, only to rebuild it from scratch over the course of what she deems “a lazy Sunday.” Other interests include Stevie Nicks, vaginal expressions of self, and the queer canon (which includes both Stevie Nicks and vaginal expressions of self). She is currently writing her first book, High Maintenance Outfits for Butches.
John holds an MFA in Playwriting and a BFA in BS. He prides himself on his razor-sharp wit and washboard abs, in no particular order. His interests include generalized feelings of low-self esteem coupled with bouts of unmitigated ego, and the collected works of Gore Vidal. He may or may not own cats.
January 10, 2009 at 6:46 am |
Thanks Emma and John … I’ve had a a good laugh and plenty of “oh yeah” …
January 12, 2009 at 1:31 pm |
As a lesbian, I am deeply offended by your hetero generalizations and queer blasphemy. Please keep it up. Love, Pinche.
January 16, 2009 at 2:17 pm |
Alas, I haven’t seen Leno in ages.
January 29, 2009 at 4:35 pm |
oh god, should i write a book, Low Maintenance Outfits for Femmes?
February 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
Emma, I can’t wait for your book!
April 5, 2009 at 7:19 pm |
Informative yet amusing. I laughed, I cried, I spit up a little. Good job.
May 9, 2009 at 9:54 pm |
Emma and John, I haven’t met you but I absolutely love your blog. Emma, can’t wait to read your book once it comes out.
Also, where are you two based? East coast?