Finally, it’s happened. The people of France have begun a love affair with Breeder’s Digest. And we, in turn, have fallen back in love with France—as we remember it from our high school textbooks. Frankly, we’d forgotten how much we have in common with one another. Thanks, France, for reminding us once again that gays and the French share a mutual admiration for the finer things in life…
Midday drinking.
Decorative plant life that may/may not be fake.
Fur collars that may/may not be fake.
Impossibly uncomfortable wrought-iron chairs.
Plexiglass windows.
Giant pant legs, tiny shoes.
Things that spurt.
Street signs that get blurry after lunch.
Dogs who are just as snobby as we are.
Pink triangles.
Bald painters who feel entitled to paint just because they’re gay/French.
Men who take up too much space.
Unrealistic hair colors on women.
Waiters in mom jeans.
Leather bags with handles.
Faceless straight couples who read in silence.
Bonjour Paris, je m’appelle…
Tags: Being Snobby about Being Snobby, Gay Paris, High School French, Midday Drinking, Mom Jeans and Waiters Don't Mix!, Parisian Love Affairs, Textbook Gay, The Gay-French Conspiracy, Things That Spurt
November 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm |
Hey!
I’m Frensh and i live in Paris…
PS: Emma John –> YOU RIGHT! :-) Ciao
November 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm |
And that’s why we love you, Monsieur Eat-the-Meat!
November 20, 2009 at 9:21 am |
Hi Emma !
Seeing that loads of French people are going to see your website, I’m french too, from paris !
An article of our national gay magazine “TETU” speak about 4 millions of gay blog in USA and you’re in the few lucky links !
http://www.tetu.com/actualites/international/quatre-millions-de-blogs-homos-made-in-usa-15850
About your article ! We share many things trust me ! Even the love for paris ! :p
Love share things wuth foreign people !
Kisssssseeesss from paris to all the gay community in USA, even in the World ! ^^
Our community is more and more awoken, today, many country see our right as common and it’s thx to all of us ! ;)
Sorry is mu french is not very gppd, but I’m not so bad ! :p lol And between us, we have a common language… without words… :p
Kissssssss
Didoo <3