A cute guy at the bar offers to buy you a drink; you accept, fearing it may be the last time this ever occurs.
You’re a lesbian at a paper store (imagine). Which has more “organic” appeal: card stock with a burnt umbre leaf press, or hand-pressed pumpkin inlay?
To relax, you have a glass of wine before bed. As you’re brushing your teeth, you decide to finish the bottle.
“I can’t believe I left all those Facebook comments at 4am!”
You are a gay male houseguest at your closest lesbian friend’s home. During indulgent bathroom time in her recently remodeled latrine, you pick up some electric clippers lying nearby and trim your beard. Halfway through, you realize she has long hair and her pubic clippers are on your face.
Who’s that in your local gay rag? Why, it’s you wearing something fabulous, and you make your friend look really cross-eyed. Way to go, you!
The line to sell back textbooks at the community college’s bookstore is taking forever. You realize you’re in your thirties.
The workshop you’ve been building for months in the backyard has been demolished by recent storms. Your partner, Pam, is at her wits’ end.
Lisa and Pam thought it best to make their worksite a safe space.
You’re surprised to run into an ex at your favorite yoga class. Will you encourage a group process, or sleep with her for revenge?
The dentist you’ve recently started seeing suggests that your gums may be receding. You hurry home to take a nap.
People you know and love are annoying, so you bum cigarettes from them until you think you’re even.
May 14, 2009 at 10:13 am |
This gave me chills! It’s like Time Life’s Mysteries of the Unknown for Homosexuals.
May 16, 2009 at 11:49 am |
It’s like you can read what’s inside of me.
May 18, 2009 at 7:24 pm |
Wait…I was recently a gay male houseguest at a lesbian friend’s apartment…lucky for me, she has short hair.
July 12, 2009 at 12:58 am |
This blog used to be witty and interesting. What happened?
July 14, 2009 at 9:27 am |
ouch!